Every now and again you get a funny email that deserves to be shared with people other than those that would normally be on your forward list. This is one of those an absolute cracker.<\/p>\n
Enjoy.<\/p>\n
1. I think part of a best friend’s job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.<\/p>\n
2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you’re wrong.<\/p>\n
3. I totally take back all those times I didn’t want to nap when I was younger.<\/p>\n
4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.<\/p>\n
5. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?<\/p>\n
6. Was learning cursive really necessary?<\/p>\n
7. Google Maps really needs to start their directions on #5. I’m pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighbourhood.<\/p>\n
8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.<\/p>\n
9. I can’t remember the last time I wasn’t at least kind of tired.<\/p>\n
10. Bad decisions make good stories.<\/p>\n
11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren’t going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.<\/p>\n
12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don’t want to have to restart my collection…again.<\/p>\n
13. I’m always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page document that I swear I did not make any changes to.<\/p>\n
14. “Do not machine wash or tumble dry” means I will never wash this – ever.<\/p>\n
15. I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello? Damn it!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voicemail. What did you do after I didn’t answer? Drop the phone and run away?<\/p>\n
16. I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste.<\/p>\n
17. I keep some people’s phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.<\/p>\n
18. I think the freezer deserves a light as well.<\/p>\n
20. I wish Google Maps had an “Avoid Ghetto” option.<\/p>\n
21. Sometimes, I’ll watch a movie that I watched when I was younger and suddenly realize I had no idea what the heck was going on when I first saw it.<\/p>\n
22. I would rather try to carry 10 plastic grocery bags in each hand than take 2 trips to bring my groceries in.<\/p>\n
23. The only time I look forward to a red light is when I’m trying to finish a text. 25. How many times is it appropriate to say “What?” before you just nod and smile because you still didn’t hear or understand a word they said?<\/p>\n 26. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to prevent an arse from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers and sisters!<\/p>\n 27. Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty, and you can wear them forever.<\/p>\n 28. Is it just me or do high school kids get dumber & dumber every year?<\/p>\n 29. There’s no worse feeling than that millisecond you’re sure you are going to die after leaning your chair back a little too far.<\/p>\n 30. As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.<\/p>\n 31. Sometimes I’ll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.<\/p>\n 32. Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, finding their mobile phone, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey – but I’d bet my last 5 cents everyone can find and push the snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Every now and again you get a funny email that deserves to be shared with people other than those that would normally be on your forward list. This is one of those an absolute cracker. Enjoy. 1. I think part of a best friend’s job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-63","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funny-stuff"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolderrow.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/63","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolderrow.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolderrow.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolderrow.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolderrow.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=63"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolderrow.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/63\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":64,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolderrow.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/63\/revisions\/64"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolderrow.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=63"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolderrow.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=63"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolderrow.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=63"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\n<\/strong>
\n24. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.<\/p>\n